The crackpot index awards "20 points for suggesting that you deserve a Nobel prize."
For the record, I would like to officially deny that I ever said or implied that I deserve a Nobel prize.
Rather, I would like that they rename the Nobel prize after me. I think that I deserve to win that prize. Like, every year. Including past years.
And I'm not saying I deserve to win all those prizes. Most of them, perhaps. Whoever invented atoms probably deserves theirs. But still, I'd like to win them all. It would be nice.
The past winners can keep their certificates, though. Cuz I'm nice.
But like... I heard they gave a Nobel prize to the guy who invented dynamite! I mean, come on!
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